dazzleship.

machobeagle:

The spoils of the Taco!Lightbulb! 2012 Spring Invitational. Paul got this awesome inflatable animal. It was in a squishy bag and he was nervous to grab it… Pat’s reply? “It’s not a colostomy bag” which seemed to put Paul at ease. It certainly was not a colostomy bag!

Plenty of slide whistles, kazoos and balloon powered helicopters for everyone’s enjoyment.

There will be future Taco!Lightbulb! Invitationals this year so let Pat or I know if that’s your bag and you’ll be invited.

The inaugural 2012 taco!lightbulb! Outing was a dazzling success! Expect more to come!

Some copy editor at the Tribune is having too much fun on the job.

I think Jim sums our evening up perfectly.

machobeagle:

We went to this awesome Roseanne inspired party, Third and Delaware, thrown by the Qu at Parlour, a bar near our house.

It was a 90s themed party and I wore flannel. This is only the second time I’ve worn flannel and the other time was to dress up like lumberjack for Halloween… I don’t have any pictures of that. Sad Panda. 

Anyway, the dance floor was bumpin’ with Yelle mixed in with Tigra and Bunny and modern and 90s blending throughout the night making the floor go “boom!”

Speaking of, when dancing I like to, as the kids say, “Drop it like it’s hot.” There was one guy on the dance floor who was just standing there. Maybe looking pretty… maybe? Anyway, if you’re going to stand there like a pole on the dance floor I will WORK YOU LIKE A POLE on the dance floor. So, if you don’t want a big bearded man all up your ass and shaking it like tomorrow’s not going to come: MOVE. I will drop it. I will drop it like it’s hot.

In honor of Erin’s Fabulous Birthday Celebration Week: Alan Rickman. 

“I don’t expect you will really understand the beauty of the softly simmering cauldron with its shimmering fumes, the delicate power of liquids that creep through human veins, bewitching the mind, ensnaring the senses … I can teach you how to bottle fame, brew glory, even stopper death.”

(Source: bubblegum-tits)